The Worst Movie Ever

The Death of Mr. Lazarescu





In all my life this is the only movie I would NOT recommend to anyone, ever. When I saw the DVD poster with the two cats and the gurney. I thought. Great! Here's a black comedy with cats this will be really funny, I will love this flick. Boy, I was I so wrong. Not only was the plot lacking in twists and turns, it wasn't even remotely funny. It was like watching a reality show without being realstic. The protaganist of this film was Dante Lazarescu who finally calls an ambulance but instead of calling the number right away, he makes meaningless small talk with every person in his apartment complex. Even though he supposedly dying, he still manages to worry about his cats. Also the emergency technicians took forever to take him to the hospital. I felt like screaming at the characters, you idiots take care of this dying man because I am sick of hearing him whine about dying. Please do not watch this movie, unless you are in a coma, speak French and need to have brain stimulation.



Report Card: F- Cry Factor: 1 Terror Factor: 2 ChickDude Factor: 2