Friday, December 19, 2008

Christmas Cottage

A Holiday Movie worth watching;
This film is a biographical acount covering the early artistic life of Thomas Kinkade, the artist of lights. You are probably familar with his work that features scenes of cottages, people with an impressionistic-vintage style. What you are probably not familar with is how he started his career which started in Placerville, CA. While he was attending Berkeley University his mom was unable to pay her mortage after she lost her job. The brothers asked their dead-beat alcoholic dad but he was unwilling to help the family out. So, Tom took a job to paint a mural offered by local politician. The film reveals the love and commitment of his nuclear family, his artistic mentor and the community at large. This film was delight.

Report Card: B+ Cry Factor: 2 Terror Factor: 1 ChickDude Factor: 2

The Worst Movie Ever

The Death of Mr. Lazarescu





In all my life this is the only movie I would NOT recommend to anyone, ever. When I saw the DVD poster with the two cats and the gurney. I thought. Great! Here's a black comedy with cats this will be really funny, I will love this flick. Boy, I was I so wrong. Not only was the plot lacking in twists and turns, it wasn't even remotely funny. It was like watching a reality show without being realstic. The protaganist of this film was Dante Lazarescu who finally calls an ambulance but instead of calling the number right away, he makes meaningless small talk with every person in his apartment complex. Even though he supposedly dying, he still manages to worry about his cats. Also the emergency technicians took forever to take him to the hospital. I felt like screaming at the characters, you idiots take care of this dying man because I am sick of hearing him whine about dying. Please do not watch this movie, unless you are in a coma, speak French and need to have brain stimulation.



Report Card: F- Cry Factor: 1 Terror Factor: 2 ChickDude Factor: 2

Monday, December 8, 2008

Black Robe: A gem of a film

I was so impressed with this film that was created in 1991 that I am recommending this film to all who are interested in "Christian films." This film was created with refinement unlike so many other films with a evangelistic theme, yet it didn't take away from the message of the "Faith". Black Robe takes place in the early history of Canada during the year of 1634. Father LaFourgue preaches baptism and eternal life to the Algonquin people risking his repuation and his life. His message is so powerful the whole tribe converts to Christianity.





Report Card: A- Cry Factor: 2 Terror Factor: 2 Unisex Factor: 3

Quantum Solace: Another James Bond Edition

Like the 21 other James Bond films, you can depend on the usual formula; fast chase scenes, exotic and beautiful female interests and new technology which are all seen within a two hour period. This time 007 must try to attack a man who on the surface is trying to create a better environment for Bolivia and the world at large. Bond's adventures evolve in Haiti, Italy, Bolivia and Russia. Somehow, the US CIA gets involved due to the interest in possible oil sources. This wasn't the best film nor the worst for this series of film. I would wait to see this on DVD unless you are a Bond Fanatic. My friend even said this movie has a plot and I would have to agree.



Report Card: C+ Cry Factor: 1 Terror Factor: 3 Unisex Factor: 4

Australia

This film is currently being shown throughout all the theatres of SLO County. It will be at the Bay theatre next week.



Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman provided their audiences with stellar and memorable performances. My favorite scenes often included the native, protective and spiritual grandfather of Nullah (a Euro-Aborigini boy). I realize the critics are complaining about the typical plot and the lack of acting quality but don't listen to them, unless you consider yourself a very picky film connoiseur. Right after this film you will feel hopeful, tearful. I have heard a few compare this film to Thorn Birds. Personally, this film reminded me of Gone with the Wind since both included destruction to homes due to fire. I would recommend this film to 95% of adult audiences.

Report Card: A Cry Factor: 3 Terror Factor: 3 Unisex Factor: 3

About my website

The reason I created this website is that I work in a busy public library in Morro Bay Library. Due to my interest and love the movie medium I am often asked the following questions.

Was the movie good?
Is the movie depressing?
Is the movie violent?
Is the movie appropriate for children?

As an individual, unique person, I find it difficult to answer these pertinent questions for the simple reason that what I might enjoy another person might find very boring or dislike intensely. Like all other forms of art, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder.